chaoticlootral | WEI WUXIAN CATCHALL

[Hey, no matter what horrible creation Wei Wuxian is cooking up this time, Taako is trying to cook at exactly the same time, and being . . . a huge bitch about it. Just constantly getting in his way, moving his own ingredients between his, constantly trying to get him to move because he's busily baking himself.

This time he's got a whole tray of cookies and is walking way too close behind him.]

Behind you! Again.

[Taako can easily be found in the Kitchen. Like a lot of other times. But he's not actually cooking at the moment, just . . . sadly examining the sad state of the oven. If his Gremlin cohort happens to walk in, he'll mostly be muttering angrily to himself.]

Break my fucking oven. Steal all my fucking knives. Use all the fucking cooking oil.

[Is it time for Stress Cooking In The Local Murder Kitchen already?? SURE IS. Today, Wei Wuxian is already working on something - Taako will probably recognize it as the soup he'd taught him to make earlier. He's left plenty of room, though, only taking up one burner and a small portion of counter space because--]

—Figured you might want to make something, too.

[Or at least just have a space to chill in a familiar room, maybe.]

[DAY UP TO YOU my pc timelines are just a hot mess of confused scribbles

But it's the next time they happen to be sharing the kitchen, which is just apparently what they do now! Things are going pretty well, all things considered. No fires, no puffs of extremely dangerous spice powders drifting into anyone's eyes - a nice, normal time just cooking normal things.

Except then Wei Wuxian opens the oven to make sure no one's left anything inside before he starts to preheat the oven and he just jerks back in mild surprise.]

Oh—!! Oh?! Oh... [What a wild ride of emotions?? If Taako peers in, he'll see someone appears to have left some kind of book on the top rack... A really nasty one, at that - covered in dirt and blood stains, the pages all torn around the edges. Gross.]

[Kitchen time? KITCHEN TIME. There's a demon on the loose still, but surely that's... okay... Haha. Right?? Right.

Well anyway, he's here at least, and he's making another batch of soup because that's the only thing he can make that he knows people really enjoy. Whenever Taako moseys in:]

Still up for helping?

[me still touching the ground loudly

BUT. HE'S HERE. IN THE KITCHEN. He's not really cooking anything in particular for the moment though, instead just looking at something on his clamshell (one guess as to what it is) and snacking on some apple slices he's cut up for himself.

Whenever Taako happens to meander in, he'll just hold one up and out toward him!]

—Hungry? This one's not sour at all.

[Why has he been getting sour apples...]

[What do we get when two people with low emotional competence transform and roll out...!

Wei Wuxian might get to the kitchen after Taako today, in any case - he all but vanishes for a solid 20 or so minutes after trial, and when he gets to the kitchen door he just stands there because BLOOD.]

...This seems like it might be a little bit unsanitary?

[BUT HE HAS A DUTY.]

WEEK 0 - POST EXECUTION

WEEK 1 - POST TRIAL

week 2 post trial

week 3!

w3 post trial

w4 tuesday 4pm, the... kitchen......

w4 post trial