[Reaching to just try and dig in WWX's sleeves himself - before he remembers it's still friggin aphro week and retracts his hands extremely quickly, crossing them over his chest in case of emergencies.]
Get us some drinks, won't you, pumpkin? I'll go first. I'll take a truth.
[Good thing since he's in the process of doing a Matrix-style backwards bend as soon as Taako's hands come his way. HE'S TIRED. THIS WEEK HAS LEFT HIM SO DRAINED. But it's fine, the crisis is diverted, and he's left giving Taako a Look™ instead.]
What, do you think I just carry drinks around on my person at all times?
[He says, before reaching into his merlin robes to pull out a bottle of raspberry-flavored vodka with the top fourth already missing... After setting it down on the counter, he moseys off to grab a couple of glasses and share two (hefty) pours. No mixers, apparently?? He picks up one, holding it out for a toast.]
Truth, hm? Let's see, let's see... Ah! If you hadn't decided to pursue cooking, what would you have done instead?
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[Reaching to just try and dig in WWX's sleeves himself - before he remembers it's still friggin aphro week and retracts his hands extremely quickly, crossing them over his chest in case of emergencies.]
Get us some drinks, won't you, pumpkin? I'll go first. I'll take a truth.
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What, do you think I just carry drinks around on my person at all times?
[He says, before reaching into his merlin robes to pull out a bottle of raspberry-flavored vodka with the top fourth already missing... After setting it down on the counter, he moseys off to grab a couple of glasses and share two (hefty) pours. No mixers, apparently?? He picks up one, holding it out for a toast.]
Truth, hm? Let's see, let's see... Ah! If you hadn't decided to pursue cooking, what would you have done instead?
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[Grabby hands for his vodka, tapping his glass against his to toast!!!!]
Oh, hm, interesting question. I mean, I've had other jobs. I was, uh, an Interstellar Science Officer? [a what] On a spaceship! [What!!!]
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One day you might be! [He will never be wrong to assume Wei Wuxian has any manner of weird shit in his sleeves, but fine.
Also, he has no idea what ANY OF THIS IS.]
--You were a what where now?