[What if we were in the kitchen, talking about our traumas, and you said my face was lovely, then we kissed haha ☺️☺️☺️ I'm just joking! Unless. Only kidding.
[Just two gremlins sitting in the kitchen, five feet apart cuz they're not gay.
Except they are, and Wei Wuxian just leans into the vagueness with a snicker, because why wouldn't he! All the better, getting away from memories of traumatic Lich games that aren't his and memories of waking up in unfamiliar bodies that are.]
My! More's the shame, then. But that's fair enough - what's right here on this ship is perfectly satisfying.
[Taako just snickers, then, because he's either too much of a coward to just smooch this dude, or he's playing a fun hard-to-get game (why. what is the power play in this idea.), he stands back up and turns to the counter again, basically just shuffling ingredients around and not doing anything with them.]
[He just watches Taako play ingredients jenga for a moment before pushing himself up from the ground as well, patting off his robes and drifting over to join him.]
Really, calling me a liar now, over this? Haha, terrible - you're terrible! [An amused laugh and a gentle bump, shoulder to shoulder.] Can't be flattery if it's sincere, anyway.
[They're just going to be locked in a gay chicken stalemate, since Wei Wuxian doesn't play hard-to-get but he is absolutely the kind of idiot who flirts shamelessly with no actual endgoal.]
[Sometimes you just gotta flirt the bad memories away.]
See? Two birds with one stone! Protecting my good reputation as an honest man and not selling yourself short when you still offer one of the best views on the ship, haha.
[KA-WINK. What a terrible twinky gremlin. With a laugh, he reaches out to pick up a shaker of pepper flakes he'd left out.]
In any case, suppose I should finish up here now that there aren't any more books in the oven. Care to stay?
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Unless . . . ?]
It was pretty great.
[Not specifying which thing.]
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Except they are, and Wei Wuxian just leans into the vagueness with a snicker, because why wouldn't he! All the better, getting away from memories of traumatic Lich games that aren't his and memories of waking up in unfamiliar bodies that are.]
My! More's the shame, then. But that's fair enough - what's right here on this ship is perfectly satisfying.
[Umbrella? Face?? Mystery.]
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Flatterer. You're full of shit.
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Really, calling me a liar now, over this? Haha, terrible - you're terrible! [An amused laugh and a gentle bump, shoulder to shoulder.] Can't be flattery if it's sincere, anyway.
[They're just going to be locked in a gay chicken stalemate, since Wei Wuxian doesn't play hard-to-get but he is absolutely the kind of idiot who flirts shamelessly with no actual endgoal.]
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Alright, alright, if you insist, I concede you're not a liar and that I'm gorgeous.
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See? Two birds with one stone! Protecting my good reputation as an honest man and not selling yourself short when you still offer one of the best views on the ship, haha.
[KA-WINK. What a terrible twinky gremlin. With a laugh, he reaches out to pick up a shaker of pepper flakes he'd left out.]
In any case, suppose I should finish up here now that there aren't any more books in the oven. Care to stay?