Haha, well, I've collected quite a few since I woke up here. [The shitpost lives on.] But by the book, it's Wei Wuxian. Nice to meet you properly!
[Meanwhile, he's moseying back to his cookie corner to set his bowl down so he can pick that bad boy back up.]
They look like they'd make very good ones. You should! You'd probably get a good few handful of volunteers who are tired of eating those packaged ones from that vending machine.
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[Apparently, he had nothing in mind.]
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[It's only fair, since he got this bombass soup in exchange. AND HIS COOKIE!! HE FORGOT ABOUT THAT.]
—What are you planning on doing with all of those, anyway? [Nodding toward the tray, wherever in this kitchen jungle it now resides.]
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[Looking at the cookies, giving a half-shrug.]
I dunno! Bribes, maybe? I haven't decided.
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[Meanwhile, he's moseying back to his cookie corner to set his bowl down so he can pick that bad boy back up.]
They look like they'd make very good ones. You should! You'd probably get a good few handful of volunteers who are tired of eating those packaged ones from that vending machine.
[He would 100% get got by a fresh cookie bribe.]