DICK CATCHALL

[chaoticlootral]

lol dick catchall . . .

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[unpredicktable]

Something like that. [ hell is playing 20 questions on roles, so he's gonna take a break from that for a second-- ] There are thirteen people like that in total, each with a distinct set of rules, as far as I know. I don't know what they all do, or even who most of them are.

[ he says them when it's an us, whatever, having special powers suck ]

Is yours demon related? A lot are.

[chaoticlootral]

Why do I know so many Boy Detectives . . .

[He pauses, thinking, tapping on his chin.]

You mean like, finding demons, knowing who has demons, that sort of thing?

[unpredicktable]

Hey, at least I'm trained for it.

[ it's a joke, and then he nods ]

Yeah. Is it related at all?

[chaoticlootral]

Nope!

[Helpful.]

Try again.

[unpredicktable]

[ thANKS, TAAKO ]

Can you contact the other side? The-- dead?

[chaoticlootral]

[MAKING A BUZZER NOISE, crossing his arms over each other in an X.]

If I could be more helpful . . . I wouldn't, because this is kind of fun. But also I literally can't.

[unpredicktable]

[ ughhh ]

Believe me, I know. Is it related to the notes people have been getting?

[chaoticlootral]

Notes? No. Bzzt. Cold. Very cold. Though I do wanna hear about the notes.

[Ugggggggh he doesn't know how to help.]

[unpredicktable]

You know about as much as I do with that. People have been receiving cryptic notes.

[ anyway ummmm ]

Is it related to the exorcisms?

[chaoticlootral]

Ice cold.

[Winding a hand around his braid. That's not a hint, he's just getting antsy.]

[unpredicktable]

Then... not demons, not items, not exorcisms-- the people?

[chaoticlootral]

What about them.

[waiting . . . ]

[unpredicktable]

Protecting them?

[ i'm going to go over SO many verbs ]

[chaoticlootral]

[giving him the flattest look.]

No. Do I seem like much of a protector? Yeesh.

[Checking his nails.]

[unpredicktable]

Not all roles make sense.

[ HE'S TRYING? GOD ]

... Does it aid them, or hurt them? Or is it neutral?

[chaoticlootral]

[Genuinely not sure if he can answer that, he holds his hands up. Back up a second.]

Um. You investigate people right? See if they have a role or not.

[unpredicktable]

[ he blinks-- ]

... Yeah?

[chaoticlootral]

[Uh-huh.]

Keep guessing.

[unpredicktable]

Do... you have the same one?

[chaoticlootral]

[Shaking his head. But it's not a buzzer sound.]

[unpredicktable]

...

[ so, not roles, not demons-- ]

Can you check what people have bought?

[chaoticlootral]

Jeezy Creezy, took you fucking long enough, didn't it?

[unpredicktable]

Give me a break, it's been a long day. [ and his player is stupid. so-- ] Is this a once a week thing?

[chaoticlootral]

Yup.

[Folding his hands together.]

Anyone you find particular suspicious?

[unpredicktable]

Not off the top of my head. [ he shakes his-- ] Do you have a deadline for yours?