DICK CATCHALL

[chaoticlootral]

lol dick catchall . . .

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[chaoticlootral]

Nope!

[Helpful.]

Try again.

[unpredicktable]

[ thANKS, TAAKO ]

Can you contact the other side? The-- dead?

[chaoticlootral]

[MAKING A BUZZER NOISE, crossing his arms over each other in an X.]

If I could be more helpful . . . I wouldn't, because this is kind of fun. But also I literally can't.

[unpredicktable]

[ ughhh ]

Believe me, I know. Is it related to the notes people have been getting?

[chaoticlootral]

Notes? No. Bzzt. Cold. Very cold. Though I do wanna hear about the notes.

[Ugggggggh he doesn't know how to help.]

[unpredicktable]

You know about as much as I do with that. People have been receiving cryptic notes.

[ anyway ummmm ]

Is it related to the exorcisms?

[chaoticlootral]

Ice cold.

[Winding a hand around his braid. That's not a hint, he's just getting antsy.]

[unpredicktable]

Then... not demons, not items, not exorcisms-- the people?

[chaoticlootral]

What about them.

[waiting . . . ]

[unpredicktable]

Protecting them?

[ i'm going to go over SO many verbs ]

[chaoticlootral]

[giving him the flattest look.]

No. Do I seem like much of a protector? Yeesh.

[Checking his nails.]

[unpredicktable]

Not all roles make sense.

[ HE'S TRYING? GOD ]

... Does it aid them, or hurt them? Or is it neutral?

[chaoticlootral]

[Genuinely not sure if he can answer that, he holds his hands up. Back up a second.]

Um. You investigate people right? See if they have a role or not.

[unpredicktable]

[ he blinks-- ]

... Yeah?

[chaoticlootral]

[Uh-huh.]

Keep guessing.

[unpredicktable]

Do... you have the same one?

[chaoticlootral]

[Shaking his head. But it's not a buzzer sound.]

[unpredicktable]

...

[ so, not roles, not demons-- ]

Can you check what people have bought?

[chaoticlootral]

Jeezy Creezy, took you fucking long enough, didn't it?

[unpredicktable]

Give me a break, it's been a long day. [ and his player is stupid. so-- ] Is this a once a week thing?

[chaoticlootral]

Yup.

[Folding his hands together.]

Anyone you find particular suspicious?

[unpredicktable]

Not off the top of my head. [ he shakes his-- ] Do you have a deadline for yours?

[chaoticlootral]

Helpful. So far I've just been trying to pick who seems like a big slut.

[Nodding again.]

Tuesday.

[unpredicktable]

It's not just who has the most money, but who actually buys things with it. If it's both, you might as well check Higekiri.

[ though. wow. tuesday sucks. ]

I can come up with a name by then, see if there's anyone that comes to mind. What about you? Any suspicions on anybody?

[chaoticlootral]

Well, yeah, but big ballers gonna spend, right?

[it's early! He snorts a laugh at the Higekiri thing.]

I checked Nikkari last week. I can't see all of it, weirdly-- Clue Voucher, Fuzzy Handcuffs, Ball Gag, Antidote. I know it doesn't prove anything because he had all that shit on him during trial, but there you go. Then two things that are all static - which I don't know how to fix. I'm working on it. Right now I'm theorizing it's either, uh, credits he got from breaking into somewhere, maybe, NPC bonuses, or demons. Because that works in every situation.

Speaking of, I guess I'm going to try breaking into places. Also, I'm trusting you with all of this? If you're actually a demon, please don't murder the shit out of me. I actually like you so that would suck ass.