Well, okay, there's some falsehoods going around on the actual facts of the matter, but I won't get into it with you, like, forcibly hugging me for an hour. But it wasn't all demons! Demons just did the killing stuff! Just wanna clear that one up!
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All I mean it was just weird. Guess I've gotten used to you assholes being around all the time.
Save some cool moves for the rest of us. You haven't even seen my move where I hit you with an axe, but it wrecks your whole shop forever and I can only do it once.
[GOD. Stupid. Humming while he mulls over any more deets?]
Anything else? Made a few new cookie recipes. I know how to measure a bra with my eyeballs. Of the people here, banged Dick and Wei Ying. Oh-- got a good new technique for a spicy udon.
No, apparently not! I actually don't even know how we got on bra size-- oh wait, I remember. There were, uh, clothes I pulled out of an oven. Then someone ended up having a bad haircut.
. . . In ours, we had these secret groups who were being forced to kill, and we figured out who one of them was, and that they were gonna get targeted for a revenge kill. So our plan was, we got them to make us their accomplices. And that way, we could stay awake at night and keep them safe.
We got caught out pretty much right away for looting all the cash registers, though.
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chaoticlootral) wrote2020-06-06 03:46 pm
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[huff huff huff]
I-- like I said, it's good you weren't there. But I kind of wish you had been.
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Me too. Well - [Pausing, because. Yeah.] Not my favorite murder premise? Yeesh. But I wanna be able to fight for you.
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[HUFF]
All I mean it was just weird. Guess I've gotten used to you assholes being around all the time.
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[Saying it out loud now, because he said it a little more jokingly.]
I'm used to you being around all the time, too.
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[Trying to see. If he can desticky himself yet. It has definitely not been an hour.]
Are you satisfied for deets?
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[Because otherwise. He needs to know that? So he can beat them up?]
You tell me if there's anything else I need to know about.
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They're not here.
[Taako mentions nothing about it not being their fault. He holds a grudge whether or not you were responsible for your actions, sorry about it.]
I, uh, tried to cast Wish.
[Magnus may or may not know what that is? He may or may not know it could backfire extremely badly.]
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Ooh. Is that the summon bus spell?
[He doesn't really know, but it's enough to know that it's a typical Taako last ditch plan.]
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Yeah. Or, rather, the most powerful thing a mortal can cast spell. Little bit of reality altering.
[ . . . ]
There's a pretty good chance I can never cast it again, is the problem. Was kind of holding that one in my backpocket. For emergencies?
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[Whiny, like he got told he should wear longer shorts, or not cut in queue at the store.]
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Anything else? Made a few new cookie recipes. I know how to measure a bra with my eyeballs. Of the people here, banged Dick and Wei Ying. Oh-- got a good new technique for a spicy udon.
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You can spot the demons by bra size, huh?
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No, apparently not! I actually don't even know how we got on bra size-- oh wait, I remember. There were, uh, clothes I pulled out of an oven. Then someone ended up having a bad haircut.
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We got caught out pretty much right away for looting all the cash registers, though.
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We also got to beat up a scientist? And I fought a giant eel that was shaped like a dong.
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[ not specifying the scientist or the eel? ]
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[The scientist, not the eel. The eel probably cried too, but I can't remember.]
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[He genuinely does. The thought of making a nerd cry in another timeline has truly, truly improved his mood! Bad.]