[GOD. Stupid. Humming while he mulls over any more deets?]
Anything else? Made a few new cookie recipes. I know how to measure a bra with my eyeballs. Of the people here, banged Dick and Wei Ying. Oh-- got a good new technique for a spicy udon.
No, apparently not! I actually don't even know how we got on bra size-- oh wait, I remember. There were, uh, clothes I pulled out of an oven. Then someone ended up having a bad haircut.
. . . In ours, we had these secret groups who were being forced to kill, and we figured out who one of them was, and that they were gonna get targeted for a revenge kill. So our plan was, we got them to make us their accomplices. And that way, we could stay awake at night and keep them safe.
We got caught out pretty much right away for looting all the cash registers, though.
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Anything else? Made a few new cookie recipes. I know how to measure a bra with my eyeballs. Of the people here, banged Dick and Wei Ying. Oh-- got a good new technique for a spicy udon.
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You can spot the demons by bra size, huh?
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No, apparently not! I actually don't even know how we got on bra size-- oh wait, I remember. There were, uh, clothes I pulled out of an oven. Then someone ended up having a bad haircut.
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We got caught out pretty much right away for looting all the cash registers, though.
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We also got to beat up a scientist? And I fought a giant eel that was shaped like a dong.
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[ not specifying the scientist or the eel? ]
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[The scientist, not the eel. The eel probably cried too, but I can't remember.]
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[He genuinely does. The thought of making a nerd cry in another timeline has truly, truly improved his mood! Bad.]