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chaoticlootral) wrote2018-04-09 04:51 pm
WEEK 5 - MONDAY
[Hello :) Max :)
Are you ready to want to die again. Here comes ur two favorite dudes, and they seem like they might be in kind of a bullying mood. Sorry about it.]
What's up, little homie! Listen, we've got some shit going on, figured we'd swing by and talk to the NPC. Kinda been forgetting to do that. Also, uh, need a refill on the ol' grass, while I'm at it.
Are you ready to want to die again. Here comes ur two favorite dudes, and they seem like they might be in kind of a bullying mood. Sorry about it.]
What's up, little homie! Listen, we've got some shit going on, figured we'd swing by and talk to the NPC. Kinda been forgetting to do that. Also, uh, need a refill on the ol' grass, while I'm at it.

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[I mean. He has an idea.]
Well, I think that’s pretty much everything. Unless you want to open up about your past a little, jam with the crew. I mean, me and my boy here are getting kinda good at it, lot of sad teens around these parts.
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[Okay, that helps.]
Yeah, thanks for helping us, Max.
[Bending down and giving him the tiniest, sweetest kiss on top of his little head.]
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[he doesn't get to reject Taako more than that before he is Personally Assaulted Forever
oh... my ... god??? he literally looks livid, trying to reach up to hit magnus higher than his knee since that is All He Can Get]
What the hell! What are you even! What is wrong with you! I will murder you, old man!!!!