chaoticlootral: DNT (alter self;)
a hot blonde wile e. coyote ([personal profile] chaoticlootral) wrote2018-04-09 04:51 pm

WEEK 5 - MONDAY

[Hello :) Max :)

Are you ready to want to die again. Here comes ur two favorite dudes, and they seem like they might be in kind of a bullying mood. Sorry about it.
]

What's up, little homie! Listen, we've got some shit going on, figured we'd swing by and talk to the NPC. Kinda been forgetting to do that. Also, uh, need a refill on the ol' grass, while I'm at it.
ruffboi: (flaming raging poisoning sword of doom)

[personal profile] ruffboi 2018-04-11 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Mmm.

[Okay, that helps.]

Yeah, thanks for helping us, Max.

[Bending down and giving him the tiniest, sweetest kiss on top of his little head.]
concertmaster: (>:(!!)

[personal profile] concertmaster 2018-04-11 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
Absolutely not in a million goddamn years.

[he doesn't get to reject Taako more than that before he is Personally Assaulted Forever

oh... my ... god??? he literally looks livid, trying to reach up to hit magnus higher than his knee since that is All He Can Get]


What the hell! What are you even! What is wrong with you! I will murder you, old man!!!!