[SHRIEKING IN PURE RAGE at this very accurate imitation? This is the meanest thing Magnus has ever done to him? Just throwing the umbrella to the side, leaning down and grabbing muddy dirt (because. It's raining?) and just throwing that at Magnus too.]
Fuck you! Better than [mockingly deep voice:] I'm Magnus, let me die! I refuse to acknowledge a reasonable plan for us all to survive because I desperately want to be murdered so you'll all have to validate my hero complex forever!
[He gets hit with dirt, because he's not very athletic!! But he's throwing more back, getting legitimately madder and madder.]
I'm not giving up! I'm-- I'm going to fucking survive this, and I'm dragging your ass with me whether you like it or not! That's what I'm fucking saying! Jackass! I can take care of myself, but goddammit, I'm not going to leave anyone here-- I can't. I can't lose anyone else, okay?
[Still throwing mud at him, because that's what they're doing? But also, he's goading Taako into being honest about his feelings?]
Then do that! Don't make plans that count on you dying or me leaving you behind, because I'm not. I'm just not! So your big fucking plans need to take that into consideration!
[Baby fight! Baby fight!!! Taako starts trying to use his hair to block any more fuckin' mud, because this is getting terrible. They're making more of a mess of the garden than it was before?]
Dying-- doesn't matter, if we get out at the end. I don't plan on it, but I'm not scared of it! Fuck!
[Yeah, Taako's tired and muddy and exhausted and Magnus is making that face - dropping the fistful of dirt he had and coming over to stand in front of him then, still panting from all the yelling.]
Yes, you can. If you fucking have to, you're going to do it.
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chaoticlootral) wrote2020-06-06 03:46 pm
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[Pointing at him! This is a callout!]
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[Whacking him with the umbrella? Don't accuse him with a POINT.]
I'm not saying I'll fucking die! I'm saying you can pick both, dumbass! But you have to ask about-- make sure you ask!
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I'm Taako, please kill me! I had a sad time on a demon boat and now I'm just gonna die!
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Fuck you! Better than [mockingly deep voice:] I'm Magnus, let me die! I refuse to acknowledge a reasonable plan for us all to survive because I desperately want to be murdered so you'll all have to validate my hero complex forever!
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Yeah, I know! But I'm trying, I've been trying for weeks now, so you can't just decide you're going to give up!
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I'm not giving up! I'm-- I'm going to fucking survive this, and I'm dragging your ass with me whether you like it or not! That's what I'm fucking saying! Jackass! I can take care of myself, but goddammit, I'm not going to leave anyone here-- I can't. I can't lose anyone else, okay?
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[Still throwing mud at him, because that's what they're doing? But also, he's goading Taako into being honest about his feelings?]
Then do that! Don't make plans that count on you dying or me leaving you behind, because I'm not. I'm just not! So your big fucking plans need to take that into consideration!
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Dying-- doesn't matter, if we get out at the end. I don't plan on it, but I'm not scared of it! Fuck!
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[Slowing down his throwing and yelling, because - ]
I can't do that. I just can't do it.
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Yes, you can. If you fucking have to, you're going to do it.
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[Like, sorry?]
I can't promise I can do it, if it goes like that.
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[He gets that doesn't sound like much of a plan, but.]
I'm not going to sit around and do murder math for who lives and who dies. I'll keep myself alive to get to the boss fight at the end.
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Smearing mud on Magnus' dumb face.]
Bad plan. Stupid. We gonna just fuckin' die together if we fuck up, huh?
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[Letting himself get smeared on?]
Fuck it.
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[Just. Rubbing it in there really good? What a moron.]
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And at least you actually did, so 50/50. Let's go back to that. Fuck it.
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[Okay, fine, he'll stop putting mud in his face. Wiping his hands off on his shorts instead.]
No-- no plans, then. I mean, we kinda winged that one, right?
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To winging it.