chaoticlootral | pc: magnus

Yeah, I figure. Maybe I read stuff wrong? But that's the vibe I got.

[Shrugging.]

It doesn't matter, though, I think. Might even be good - maybe there'll be ways we can look out for each other.

[Vibez . . . ]

The other people who were on teams mentioned that sometimes they switched around. It's possible.

[Also, he's not like. Totally missing the little whiff - A WHIFF - of potential Magnus "Guess I'll Die" Burnsides there. Fuck you pal?]

Anyway, I'd feel better if we nailed it down. When we see how people are being punished, let's see if we can live with it.

Yeah. It's not gonna be a simple "oooh, you might be killed for spilling your deets by someone who knows shit!"

Feel like it's gonna be way worse.

If it's just losing a finger or something, I say fuck it. But Lili said she'd tell me when she knew.

Maybe I'm just as attached to all my fingers as I am the rest of my body? Don't just give my body parts away for me.

[bitch bitch bitch taako

Anyway, once they're in the cabin he's just flopping down on one of the bunks. It's probably not his, but he doesn't seem to care.]

[Flopping down with him, since he's still stuck to him.]

I'll just tell you all my shit, then. Let you figure out the hard stuff. I'll just keep you safe and train you to fight.

[Yeah, he figures. He'll allow this, because he's stuck to him and really has no choice.]

I told you, keep your shit and your hands to yourself.

[Huff.]

Maybe should ask someone else to train me to fight or whatever. You might get too weird about it.

What!

[Offended!!!]

I'm the best fighter here! Maybe I'll ask your wizard bud from the demon boat to teach me magic!

[????????]

Who?

Wei Wuxian? That guy?

Wei Ying's a wizard . . . ?

[Taako knows this, he just is being an ass.]

Last I heard, he was a zombie guy who also hunts zombies.

Oh. He laughed at my wizard jokes! What do I know!

Nothing about magic, and you never will, because if you even attempt to horn in on my corner of party dynamic, I'll fuck you up.

Okay, okay, but the same goes for hitting stuff. You gotta come to me, not any of those muscle boys from the demon boat.

I guess so, I guess so, if only because the beef boys from the boat keep looking at me like I'm a bomb about to go off, and if they think I'm gearing up for a fight they might get antsy.

. . . They do? Why?

[Concern???]

[Holding his wrist up for Magnus to see the tattoo? It's faded pretty well at this point, but it's still obvious. Also, he's never had tattoos before.]

'Cause they think I'll turn into a demon at any second?

Oh. Will you?

I don't think so? I mean, feel about the same. No extra teeth or horns or anything. Definitely don't feel any sexier.

You seem the exact same level of sexiness to me. If anything, less sexy.

[Wow???]

Anyway, even if you did pick up a little demon, is that such a big deal? That seems like discrimination.

Excuse me?

[WOW]

That's-- well, that's kinda my point, yeah. I mean, what's the worst that could happen? I spread a demon infection to the rest of the world and totally fuck us forever?

Just wear a condom, you'll be fine.

Never say that to me again.

Deal.

[Grinning.]

If you're a little bit of a demon, it might be an advantage. Don't tell other Taako I tipped you off.

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