pc: magnus

[chaoticlootral]

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[ruffboi]

Yeah, well, they're all probably confident for dumbshit reasons, but I'm confident for great reasons.

[Shrugging.]

Seems like for most of us, we won, in the end. But you guys, not so much?

[chaoticlootral]

Did you win though? I mean, you're still here . . .

[He. He doesn't answer the question.]

[ruffboi]

Good point! Very good point! Yeah, it was more like - they let us go home?

[However.]

[chaoticlootral]

And yet.

[Gestures to Magnus. Who's standing in front of him?]

Maybe this is the, um, All Stars series.

[ruffboi]

Ooh. Think we're fan favorites?

[Though if they are. . .]

That means there must also be some All Star shit-stirrers around.

[chaoticlootral]

Think that might also be us. Just sayin'.

[WOW. Self-own.]

[ruffboi]

Speak for yourself. I didn't kill anybody the whole time. And the one time I was an accomplice, nobody was even mad.

[He's so proud of himself for not killing???]

[chaoticlootral]

I'm sure you did great, amigo.

[Very encouraging. Like praising a dog who did not poop in the house.]

I didn't kill anyone either, for the record. Not even vigilante murder! And there were a lot of those.

[ruffboi]

Well, I did almost do a vigilante murder, but the guy was a real dick. He killed himself before I could murder him.

[chaoticlootral]

So, was I there, telling you not to murder the whole ass time?

. . . Am I gonna have to make a repeat performance?

[ruffboi]

Sort of! You kept telling me not to murder, plus we were partners and if I died you'd die too, so you really had your hands full with that!

[Laughing like this is a fun memory.]

But nah, I got character development. Other than that one guy, who was a dick, by the end of the game I didn't want to murder anybody. We even protected the guys who I was mainly trying to murder from getting murdered. So I'm a changed man.

[chaoticlootral]

Oh. Huh. Weird.

[He thinks about that one for like. Two minutes. It actually touches on his exact fear here, which is that Magnus has a self-sacrifice streak a mile wide, so. Maybe being tied to his survival might have helped? But. Yeesh.]

Didn't change too much, right?

[ruffboi]

Totally unrecognizable! I rush out, now.

[chaoticlootral]

Oh, shame, because I've got like, three fights set up for you. Didn't know you'd gone soft on me.

So you'll be moving into my cabin. Don't worry, I don't think the robot needs a bed. I mean, it's a robot?

[ruffboi]

Oh! Sure thing! I mean, I'll have to withstand the temptation of being in a room with him, but yeah, I can stay.

[Honestly he's fine staying with the boyz other than on murder nights, but if Taako wants him nearby, he'll go.]

Who am I fighting?

[chaoticlootral]

[The demand really only extends to murder nights but also he. He kind of missed Magnus?]

Mm, Dick, Tonbo, . . . anyone else in your weight class?

[ruffboi]

There's this one tiny girl that weighs like. Twice my weight. I can fight her, if you want.

[chaoticlootral]

What? Which one?

[ruffboi]

Uh - 45, I think? That one.

[chaoticlootral]

Yeah - I know the one. There's something up with that one - keep an eye on her.

[ruffboi]

You think? I mean, she might just have some cool powers. Or be a robot or something. But that doesn't make her an enemy, just a friend we haven't met yet.