chaoticlootral | DICK CATCHALL

[If he wants to reciprocate, apparently just calling him Taako from the Movies might be enough? Because the look on his face is certainly pleased.]

Alright, going off the grid, I'm into it. Figured we'd just experiment, right?

[ dick is remembering the conversation about calling him yes chef in bed right now and considers. ]

Right. Improvisation is more fun anyway. [ dick tilts his head in thought ] Oh, I should ask-- mask on or off?

[ people are. varied? about it? some like it some don't dick just fucking asks now ]

[SNORTING A HUGE LAUGH. Do people really have him keep it on. Well.

Leaning in super close, putting his hands on either side of his face - knitting his brow while he thinks it over.]

Off. Hm. Maybe on? [Hm.] No, no, I was right the first time. Off. And maybe on later at some point.

[Gently smacking his face between his hands.]

Alright, homie, so here's the rules. You can pull my hair, but if you pull any out, I will accuse you of murder on Saturday and get you executed. No marks, unless I tell you to make a mark, and then it's cool. And, the most important one, don't fall in love with me.

[ dick sure is getting manhandled right now, though he lets it happen with a mostly bemused look ]

Yes, chef. [ he grins a bit, the little shit ] Though I can't promise anything on that last one depending on how good this gets. Can't control feelings.

[ it's a joke, obviously, and dick doesn't bother giving any of his own rules-- most of his big hard nos are things he assumes most people wouldn't do without asking. or, in one case, most people know because he loudly said it while being broadcasted by an intercom. ]

[Well, i wasn't gonna fade to black this abruptly, but the instant Dick unleashes the Yes, Chef, he is absolutely getting attacked so, good luck with that. He resists the urge to call him daddy, so, thank god for that.]

[ they had sex and they both had fun, because dick is a fool who likes bossy in bed. and now we're fading back in to a time where they are slightly more clothed, dick running a hand through his hair. it is a mess because you ever realize your character has straight boy hair he hasn't maintained in like a month. now it's shaggy straight boy hair. rip. ]

See? I knew you'd be fun.

[ it's a callback to a much worse conversation from what feels like forever ago ]

[Taako is . . . sitting up on his knees, apparently still not winded. Wearing Dick's mask, holding his hands up to frame his face like he wants a compliment.]

Ch'yeah, buddy, told you I would be. Only problem is now you're definitely in love with me.

[ dick can read a room, so, first: ]

The look suits you, but you'd be terrible at the secret identity part. [ and then, at the in love comment, dick just nods solemnly ] Oh, true. Guess I'll just have to learn to live with it.

I'm great at secret identities? I've lasted a whole half hour before.

[Keeping the mask on, flopping backwards to lay in the pillows. Luxuriously, like he's about to be painted like a French girl.]

Happens all the time to me, you'll be okay in like, 20, 30 years.

An entire half hour? I'm impressed.

[ dick watches taako lie back down with a laugh, crossing his own legs under himself and leaning his chin in his hand, contemplative ]

Thirty years? You're selling yourself short. Think this is gonna be the heartbreak of a lifetime.

Stop or we're gonna fuck again, seriously.

[Stop being a flirt!!!!!!! Flipping the mask off, tossing it onto the floor then.]

And that's why you wait. No one understands the power of a good delayed gratification.

[ yeah he outright cackles then and there, picking up his mask and putting it with the rest of the clothes he's not putting on yet ]

Right. Anything but that. That would be terrible. [ he sounds sarcastic. because. can't stop won't stop not sure how to stop??? ] You think the waiting made it better? And here I thought it was all you naturally.

[ SERIOUSLY MAKE HIM STOP ]

[Taako loves a good flirting, but it's almost too much? IT'S ALMOST TOO MUCH. He's laughing so hard that he's gasping for air a bit after that, reaching over to try and play-smack him on the chest.]

It's a fine line! Wait too long and it gets overhyped, not enough time and you think I'm too easy.

[ dick laughs at the smack, not even bothering to move away from it ]

I'd never think you were too easy. [ he tilts his head ] Overhyped though... that one might've been coming soon. You got me just in time.

[ he's a shit. ]

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