horny bois on the loose

[chaoticlootral]

[Or, rather, not so horny and not really on the loose at all, just crashing into a hotel room. Taako flops face down diagonally on the bed, so, deal with it Magnus.]

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[chaoticlootral]

Yeah, we're dumb as shit, I don't get it.

[Looking at the joint, and also simultaneously inspecting his nails. One is broken :/]

Probably shouldn't be trusting this grass, to be honest. Right from management.

[ruffboi]

It's not the weed's fault.

[Holding his hand out to him for it.]

Think they're selling it to us to keep us docile?

[chaoticlootral]

[Less generous now that the ruff stuff has passed, selfishly keeping it. Magnus is gonna have to ask, deal with it.]

Yes, because we're, uh, definitely the most docile and collected dudes in the whole gang! We don't get into spats nearly every day over some dumb bullshit with anyone else! That plan's definitely working! What a fuckin' shitshow.

[ruffboi]

Taako. Come on. [Waggling his fingers at him.]

I kinda think they don't have any plans.

[chaoticlootral]

Magnus. [Mockingly. Taking another drag and holding his arm out and away so Magnus can't reach it.] I won the poll, so, suck on it?

You think? So just the Compoopster sitting up his offer holding his boner while he watches all the cameras, letting all the bullshit go down without any regulation? Makes sense.

[ruffboi]

Yep. Just jerkin' it to all these teens killing each other. We aren't gonna get picked because we aren't jailbait.

[Still holding his hand out.]

You wouldn't of won if I hadn't voted for you instead of for myself. Of course I'd rather see myself topless, Taako. I have such great muscles. I did it for the team.

[chaoticlootral]

You're not jailbait, I could be uh, 40, 50. You don't know that.

[He's not, by any stretch, but maybe he wants to believe :/ Handing it over, fine. Thief.]

Besides, I get the feeling that losing would have been, say, a hand. My face, again. Something along those fucked up lines.

[ruffboi]

So, uh, maybe while I'm getting lectured about risky shit, maybe you shouldn't be taking bets like that for six blunts just 'cause a ten year old insulted your bod?

[Thank you. Taking his sweet time, enjoying how sweet that dunk was.]

[chaoticlootral]

[Just screwing up his face because he's totally been dunked on hard and he has no actual comeback to that one?]

It was seven.

[ruffboi]

[Blowing out smoke and laughing.]

I mean he wasn't wrong picking me, but I'm not too concerned with his opinion.

[chaoticlootral]

[Mouthing 'I'm not too concerned with o-pin-ion' in a mocking way, rolling his eyes. Yeah, he's clearly sulking now, thanks.]

You care enough to claim you would have won, so that's total horseshit.

[ruffboi]

[Giggling at him, but recognizing he's getting into danger, so letting it drop.]

Okay, okay. Maybe we should both cool it on the dangerous stuff.

[chaoticlootral]

[Holding out a pinkie, for a very important promise.]

Fine, but only because I'm confident and self-assured and don't need the opinions of strangers to know that I am beautiful and worthy of attention.

[ruffboi]

[Shaking pinkies!!]

There. I promise to try not to get killed, and you promise to keep showing up to executions like they're your ex's funeral.