horny bois on the loose

[chaoticlootral]

[Or, rather, not so horny and not really on the loose at all, just crashing into a hotel room. Taako flops face down diagonally on the bed, so, deal with it Magnus.]

Comments

[ruffboi]

Clown soup is your sister's name, dongus.

[chaoticlootral]

I said stop doing that shit with your mouth, fuck!

[IRRITATED AGAIN. MAGNUS.]

[ruffboi]

This is getting nowhere. You obviously have some kind of curse on you. Maybe its your entry fee?

[chaoticlootral]

Oh. Well you could have just lead with that.

[He didn't know, but still. Blaming him.]

[ruffboi]

Yeah, my b. I still don't know what my entry fee is, but yours is probably that.

[Uh. Starting to get nervous about what his is. He - still remembers Julia. It's not that.]

[chaoticlootral]

What's yours?

[Check your pants, maybe it's your magnum monster dong.]

[ruffboi]

I just told you I don't know! It's not, uh, Julia. Me forgetting her would probably be closest to like, what your thing is. It's not my magnum monster dong, I already checked.

[chaoticlootral]

[Great, now trying to think of what his thing could be again]

[chaoticlootral]

Wait, fuck-- Stop reminding me about it!

[ruffboi]

Okay, okay, sorry. Well, it doesn't matter. The point is, we've got to get home. The Hunger isn't going to stay away forever.

[chaoticlootral]

That and also it's embarrassing to have kicked it to some undead losers who couldn't managed to kill Merle.

[ruffboi]

Well, remember, they had my body. So it's less embarrassing for me.

[chaoticlootral]

Then I guess you need less sleep with your new fresh body, sucks for you.