chaoticlootral | horny bois on the loose

I-- yeah, I know.

[Way harsh, Tai. He knows it and okay, well, that voice means that Magnus has been appropriately roasted and he doesn't really want to pile on anymore. He actually kind of fucking hates this? He wants Magnus to be able to Magnus without having to worry about anything to do with him. He likes Magnus' very Magnus-y traits, it's like having a big fleshy id that does all the shit you want to do and takes care of things. Offering him back the blunt.]

Junko, uh, thanked me, you know? [What the hell kinda segue is that.] I guess she was faking or whatever, I don't know. Didn't really know what the hell to do with that.

[Yeah, thanks. He needs another hit off that bad boy about now. Leaning over to plonk his head on Taako's, probably knocking off his hat. If Taako is going to be mean to him, he at least owes him physical affection.]

Don't ask me. She kept going on like that bear thing really broke her heart. But then she started villain monologuing at the end. So who knows what the fuck was even real, there.

Maybe we shoulda let her roast. Or chopped her down right there, and gotten ourselves a boon. When I saw her, I had the thought. I knew she just, had to be involved somehow, and anyone who'd do that fucking plan deserves to roast.

[This hat has been through so much and it's not like there's a bunch of WIZARD HATS for sale here Magnus. But fine, letting him, because he's starting to feel it now and he doesn't give so much of a crap about Magnus wanting to treat him like a useless stuffed bear that can't even choke people.]

Maybe! Maybe. I thought about it too. But-- [His face twists up in distaste. Taako is softer-hearted than he'd like to believe.] Just a shitty way to go. Besides, they'll, uh, finish the job tomorrow. [A little bit of a laugh? Dark, homie. Anyway, the real reason he brought that up:]

Thanks, or whatever.

[If a psychopath who sets herself on fire can scrounge up a thanks then it's not like. The WORST thing in the world to put one out there.]

[...Snorting with laughter.]

That's gotta be the shittiest thank you anyone's ever said. Sorry, but it's true. A villain monologuing psycho thanked me, she was probably lying, but anyway, same?

[Not at all shamed by this :)]

Fuck off! I tried. That's what counts. And you better, uh, write that one down for your tell-all book, because it's never happening again in your lifetime - which, uh, at this rate, might be another two weeks?

No point. Fantasy Oprah's gonna tear this chapter to shreds.

[That's okay. It feels better to laugh and make fun of each other than be serious about this shit all the time.]

Besides, don't thank me yet. I wasn't exactly being subtle. It just drives me fucking crazy. From the vote, everyone bought it was Junko, but no one wanted to stick their necks out and just say it.

Mm, okay I take it back then. Gratitude retracted.

[Also retracting his weed, thanks? Reaching over to grab that.]

There's this whole thing about, oooh, he loves puppies and wanted to die for Noctis, or boohoo she did nothing wrong and was almost burnt alive, that people are still falling for hook line and sinker. It has nothing to do with being a good person. Or being good at pretending to be a good person. Just because you think someone you've known for three weeks, uh, wouldn't ever possibly do something like this! Doesn't mean they aren't under the same microscope as everyone else. Being afraid to accuse someone because their, uh, friends might yell at you is some dumb shit.

[Pausing.]

Though if anyone accused me, you'd yell at them, right?

Of course I would! But not because I'd believe with all my heart you'd never do something like that.

[He hasn't exactly been subtle that he'll lie for Taako.]

If you were a Reaper, I'd still help you. I mean, I know you're not. Just saying. But yeah. I don't get how anyone can know someone for three weeks and just know.

To be entirely fair to me, I'd just tell you if I had knocked someone off. I expect you'd do the same.

[Blowing smoke out, giving Magnus a weird look.]

You're not a Reaper right?

No, dongus. I got the hint pin, you saw my entry fee. Also, if I was a Reaper, I would've killed someone week one. But yeah, I'd tell you if I did the murder. Unless it's against the rules? In which case, I'd just say, "I didn't do the murder, wink!" and wink at you really hard.

Edited 2018-03-25 16:04 (UTC)

Whatever, dingus, just checking. You never know. Rest of these fools could be lying to get close to us. Think they’ve got a crush on me, want me to join their little weird kink circle.

Yeah. I trust Monika, though not 'I've known her three weeks and she'd never do something like this' trust. Those other dipshits, I dunno. When we got a maybe on Ranpo being a reaper, I was about to punch that guy in his douchebag face.

But I'm glad they trust us.

I’m not, where the hell did this, uh, reputation of me being trustworthy and commited come from? It’s disturbing.

They think we're good at solving mysteries! Which we aren't! But now we get extra clues to help.

Yeah, we're dumb as shit, I don't get it.

[Looking at the joint, and also simultaneously inspecting his nails. One is broken :/]

Probably shouldn't be trusting this grass, to be honest. Right from management.

It's not the weed's fault.

[Holding his hand out to him for it.]

Think they're selling it to us to keep us docile?

[Less generous now that the ruff stuff has passed, selfishly keeping it. Magnus is gonna have to ask, deal with it.]

Yes, because we're, uh, definitely the most docile and collected dudes in the whole gang! We don't get into spats nearly every day over some dumb bullshit with anyone else! That plan's definitely working! What a fuckin' shitshow.

Taako. Come on. [Waggling his fingers at him.]

I kinda think they don't have any plans.

Magnus. [Mockingly. Taking another drag and holding his arm out and away so Magnus can't reach it.] I won the poll, so, suck on it?

You think? So just the Compoopster sitting up his offer holding his boner while he watches all the cameras, letting all the bullshit go down without any regulation? Makes sense.

Yep. Just jerkin' it to all these teens killing each other. We aren't gonna get picked because we aren't jailbait.

[Still holding his hand out.]

You wouldn't of won if I hadn't voted for you instead of for myself. Of course I'd rather see myself topless, Taako. I have such great muscles. I did it for the team.

You're not jailbait, I could be uh, 40, 50. You don't know that.

[He's not, by any stretch, but maybe he wants to believe :/ Handing it over, fine. Thief.]

Besides, I get the feeling that losing would have been, say, a hand. My face, again. Something along those fucked up lines.

So, uh, maybe while I'm getting lectured about risky shit, maybe you shouldn't be taking bets like that for six blunts just 'cause a ten year old insulted your bod?

[Thank you. Taking his sweet time, enjoying how sweet that dunk was.]

[Just screwing up his face because he's totally been dunked on hard and he has no actual comeback to that one?]

It was seven.

[Blowing out smoke and laughing.]

I mean he wasn't wrong picking me, but I'm not too concerned with his opinion.

[Mouthing 'I'm not too concerned with o-pin-ion' in a mocking way, rolling his eyes. Yeah, he's clearly sulking now, thanks.]

You care enough to claim you would have won, so that's total horseshit.

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