I have a beating heart! I'm multidimensional!

APPETIZERS
A . . . SURFBOARD? - It has flames on it. It's pretty cool. [Taako invents a very cool sport, has a heart-to-heart.]
A MONGOOSE MASK - It's a mask! It's a mongoose! It has feelings and a real, beating heart! [A short monologue on how to live authetically.]
A RAINBOW COLORED BOW-TIE - It's a shiny piece of flair. [Taako's just a fuckin' bully in this one honestly.]
A BOOK - This one says Caleb Cleveland: Kid Cop. [Magic lessons with a Boy Detective.]
A TINY WIZARD'S HAT - Or a normal sized one that would look tiny on a T-Rex's head. [IT'S DUPREEEEEEEEEEE]

ENTREES
A RED CLOAK - Well-made, a patch on the front. [A press conference.]
AN UMBRELLA - It's got a little star on one end! How sweet. [Looting from corpses.]
A PLATE OF CARBS - Waffles and pancakes? Who does that? [The best day ever.]
FANTASY COSTCO MEMBERSHIP CARD - Where all your dreams come true! [You got an extra of that in the back? Can I get a discount?]
A GAUNTLET - It looks hot to the touch. [I'd say we're at most 50% responsible for the destruction of this entire town.]
THE ANIMUS BELL - a small, fairly unassuming bell. [Removing your own soul from your body? No big deal.]
TWO BUTTONS - One says FORSAKE, the other TRUST. ["That just goes against everything I believe in and all." "Well, luckily, it's not your decision!"]