[Sometimes you just gotta flirt the bad memories away.]

See? Two birds with one stone! Protecting my good reputation as an honest man and not selling yourself short when you still offer one of the best views on the ship, haha.

[KA-WINK. What a terrible twinky gremlin. With a laugh, he reaches out to pick up a shaker of pepper flakes he'd left out.]

In any case, suppose I should finish up here now that there aren't any more books in the oven. Care to stay?