That one's particularly popular with goblin crowds. Fewer tastebuds.

[Taako's ego is getting so goddamn big it might melt itself out of his ears onto the kitchen floor? His chest is all puffed up and he's particularly extravagant whenever he talks now, big hand gestures and braid flipping and all. He doesn't eat his own food - he's not particularly hungry - but he watches with all the intensity of someone watching you hold their baby for the first time. Also if he didn't like it, he'd have to kill him? So that's good at least.]

So if yours can be even a quarter, no, a tenth as good, you can stop torturing all of us with your choices.