[Hm, yes. Yes, he will put himself in the line of fire for these cookies. Though he will say, bluntly and like a punk:]
If you wanted better conditions, you should have asked directly! [Use your words, Taako!! He skirts back a bit though, doing a little pivot so he can shake his ladle free of Hellish Spice in the sink.] I wouldn't have minded moving out of the way if you had. But I am hungry too, you know - I'm not trying to make your time here difficult because I think it's funny.
[This is the one and only time he'll ever say this and actually mean it... Though he hadn't been particularly rattled over the execution (if anything, he was scrutinizing the entire scene like a bio student watching a lecture, good lord), he's not so emotionally dense as to intentionally be inflammatory after they unleashed The Demon, Thot™, and also lost four members to the void and NPC heaven, respectively.]
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If you wanted better conditions, you should have asked directly! [Use your words, Taako!! He skirts back a bit though, doing a little pivot so he can shake his ladle free of Hellish Spice in the sink.] I wouldn't have minded moving out of the way if you had. But I am hungry too, you know - I'm not trying to make your time here difficult because I think it's funny.
[This is the one and only time he'll ever say this and actually mean it... Though he hadn't been particularly rattled over the execution (if anything, he was scrutinizing the entire scene like a bio student watching a lecture, good lord), he's not so emotionally dense as to intentionally be inflammatory after they unleashed The Demon, Thot™, and also lost four members to the void and NPC heaven, respectively.]