horny bois on the loose

[chaoticlootral]

[Or, rather, not so horny and not really on the loose at all, just crashing into a hotel room. Taako flops face down diagonally on the bed, so, deal with it Magnus.]

Comments

[ruffboi]

Just saying. You can get a lot done just being good at hitting things hard. You want me to show you how to throw a punch?

[chaoticlootral]

I'd rather die!

[Quite literally.]

[ruffboi]

'kay. I'll do the punching. You keep throwing your psych around. You know, even if you're nerfed to shit, there's no one else here I'd want having my back more than you.

[If it's not punches, then at least it's feelings.]

[chaoticlootral]

[ Oh my god he has had ENOUGH feelings for one week. ]

Hah! I should fuckin' hope so, doofus? Fantasy Jesus H. Christ, who else would you even pick? One of the hundreds of mentally unstable teen girls? A science nerd who breaks his bones trying to get his smooch on? A dude who's only power is being a walking bandaid?

[ruffboi]

Some of those teenage girls are pretty tough, asshole! It's a compliment!

[chaoticlootral]

It's a shitty compliment!

[ruffboi]

Whatever, I meant what I said. Take it or leave it.

[chaoticlootral]

I'm taking it, I just wanted you to know that it was crap, and you should try harder next time. No one else here I'd rather have watching my back. Jeezy Creezy. No shit, Magnus. Did you ever question that I wouldn't have your back?

[ruffboi]

Of course not! Anyway, I meant in terms of fighting ability, because you're obviously mad about being nerfed. Not in terms of trusting each other, which is the part that's obvious.

[chaoticlootral]

Well they've only nerfed me because they know I could bust this thing wide open with, uh, one spell card pulled outta my ass at the right time.

[A little grumpy again, because yeah? He's mad? But he doesn't want to be called out on it.]