horny bois on the loose

[chaoticlootral]

[Or, rather, not so horny and not really on the loose at all, just crashing into a hotel room. Taako flops face down diagonally on the bed, so, deal with it Magnus.]

Comments

[ruffboi]

Yeah, but, you don't have magic? And, uh, also, that makes me feel bad?

[He has to protect Taako? That's what he's for?]

[chaoticlootral]

[Taako? Agrees? Magnus should feel bad? Obviously?]

What, I'm trying to say I got it. Oh, sure, sure, powerful magic is my forte, but I've also got a brain.

[ruffboi]

[ :( ]

I guess. Feels like they took away all my fortes. I mean, if I can't even protect you guys, then...

[What is he even going back for?]

[chaoticlootral]

[Uh, whatever Magnus was trailing off into sounded intensely stupid, like he's about to do some self-sacrificial crap, and Taako is not here for it.]

And then what? We've broken rules before. If they're taking away something that, uh, vague, then there's probably a workaround.

[ruffboi]

Yeah? What're you thinking?

[chaoticlootral]

[Shrugging, continuing to walk and consider, before he randomly stops and points at a dark shape approaching]

GET IT

[ruffboi]

[Grabbing his axe and swinging at it! I mean, he's not stupid, Taako, but he also puts absolutely zero thought into this action. But he doesn't collapse - he doesn't register the dark shape as enough of a threat to be thinking he might be in danger.]

[chaoticlootral]

[Congrats on cutting a bench in half, I guess.]

See, you're fine. Maybe I'm wrong, dunno.

[ruffboi]

[Perking up a little.]

Yeah, okay. Maybe it was just a fluke.

[chaoticlootral]

So it's fine! We're all good! Apart from having no idea what your fee is still. You sure about your dong still being there?

[ruffboi]

I'm sure! You wanna see?

[Already fiddling with his pants button they are still in public.]