horny bois on the loose

[chaoticlootral]

[Or, rather, not so horny and not really on the loose at all, just crashing into a hotel room. Taako flops face down diagonally on the bed, so, deal with it Magnus.]

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[chaoticlootral]

[Taako’s perfectly happy to be selfish - to let someone else take a dive while he still thinks they should stick around. It isn’t that he doesn’t care about these people. He used to be that way, that strangers to him are dust, are nothing, to not be carried around like an albatross of guilt, because he has a lot of things to feel guilty about already, so why should he add more? But he’s not un-selfaware enough that he doesn’t understand he’s changed a bit there. He cares a lot more than he’s ever admit outloud, honestly. Just making a noise of acknowledgement before he’s quiet for a bit, just sitting there. In case it’s the last time.]

Hey.

You thought about what cool one liner you’re gonna pop off if they execute us?

[ruffboi]

Yeah. Well, not a one liner. But I'm going to make Max do it, but the cause of death is going to be Noise dragons. I'm not going down stabbed by some trembling kid who doesn't want to be there. I'm fighting all the way to the end.

[He grins a little at that, being a huge weirdo who doesn't mind the idea of dying, but then he goes a little quieter.]

You can fight with me, if that's what you'd want. Or else, I'd offer you what I offered Caren, to make it quick, but I don't think I could.

[chaoticlootral]

[More than grinning a little, just fucking giggling like mad at Magnus’ cool dude death idea? What a fucking dork? Embarrassing.]

Well yeah, dingus, I’m gonna fight with you. What the fuck, you think I want to do the whole making a kid stab me while I utter self-serious warnings and rip my heart out for the drama of it all? Please. [To be honest, that does sound a little but like something Taako would enjoy.] Not gonna make you be the trembling kid who doesn’t want to be there, last thing I see is your big dumb face crying or whatever. Awful.

[ruffboi]

[Grinning at him. He's Magnus 'Loves Death and Dying' Burnsides but to be honest - that sounds like fun. Facing down a monster with Taako and going down in a blaze of glory. But they've got a lot of things to accomplish, and there's still a lot he wants to see.]

Best execution ever. Too bad we're going to live.

[chaoticlootral]

Mm, well, being alive is no longer my hobby, so, gonna have to reconsider, amigo.

[His giggling trails off, but he seems a lot more upbeat than he did at the beginning of this conversation.]

Yeah. Almost a shame we’re gonna live, these assholes could really use a lesson in how to pull off an actually great execution.